chill the fuck out
What do you MEAN I’m too competitive?! I’m not competitive! In fact, I’m the LEAST competitive. You wanna race? You wanna fuckin race to see who’s the least competitive?! Let’s fuckin race!
what the fuck is wrong with these hamburgers
people keeping sending me anons says these are “macaroons”. you guys are stupid, that’s not macaroni. they’re moldy ass hamburgers
It’s not tainted meat!
It’s painted meat!
Available in six designer colors.
I am so happy my beautiful and wonderful and amazing friend Joe asked me to prom today with floating lanterns like Tangled except it was super windy and like four of the lanterns started burning and got stuck in my tree and we thought they were gonna set the tree on fire and it was so much fun and so silly and amazing and I’m so happy oh my god
Not exactly the Festival of Lights, but he can still take me to prom! #prom #tangled #askedtoprom
"You’ll distract the boys"
Oh no god forbid that we distract the boys. Can’t distract the boys. The boys are the important ones here. They’re the ones here to get an education. Can’t distract them. The boys. Too important.