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6 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 |1 note
Tagged as: #personal 

hotwinger:

What do you MEAN I’m too competitive?! I’m not competitive! In fact, I’m the LEAST competitive. You wanna race? You wanna fuckin race to see who’s the least competitive?! Let’s fuckin race!

6 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 |10,552 notes
Tagged as: #literally 

awkwardgravityfallsscreencaps:

durbikins:

durbikins:

what the fuck is wrong with these hamburgers

people keeping sending me anons says these are “macaroons”. you guys are stupid, that’s not macaroni. they’re moldy ass hamburgers

It’s not tainted meat!

It’s painted meat!

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PRETTY PATTIES!

Available in six designer colors.

1 day ago on April 23rd, 2014 |120,750 notes
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1 day ago on April 22nd, 2014 |3 notes
1 day ago on April 22nd, 2014 |3 notes

I am so happy my beautiful and wonderful and amazing friend Joe asked me to prom today with floating lanterns like Tangled except it was super windy and like four of the lanterns started burning and got stuck in my tree and we thought they were gonna set the tree on fire and it was so much fun and so silly and amazing and I’m so happy oh my god

1 day ago on April 22nd, 2014 |7 notes

Disaster srikes

1 day ago on April 22nd, 2014 |2 notes
We did get one up in the air #tangled #prom #askedtoprom

We did get one up in the air #tangled #prom #askedtoprom

1 day ago on April 22nd, 2014 |3 notes
Not exactly the Festival of Lights, but he can still take me to prom! #prom #tangled #askedtoprom

Not exactly the Festival of Lights, but he can still take me to prom! #prom #tangled #askedtoprom

1 day ago on April 22nd, 2014 |7 notes

reblogallthenerdythings:

"You’ll distract the boys"

Oh no god forbid that we distract the boys. Can’t distract the boys. The boys are the important ones here. They’re the ones here to get an education. Can’t distract them. The boys. Too important.

3 days ago on April 20th, 2014 |39,598 notes
Tagged as: #real talk 
3 days ago on April 20th, 2014 |63,451 notes
Tagged as: #shoes #fashion 
3 days ago on April 20th, 2014 |9,364 notes
3 days ago on April 20th, 2014 |497,985 notes
You are a woman. Skin and bones, veins and nerves, hair and sweat. You are not made of metaphors. Not apologies, not excuses.
- Sarah Kay, excerpt from “The Type”. 
3 days ago on April 20th, 2014 |39,841 notes
Tagged as: #pretty 
datunofficialdisneyprincess:

howaboutdisney:

this is absolutely gorgeous 

It’s all about the eyes.You always make sure the eyes are perfect.

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

howaboutdisney:

this is absolutely gorgeous 

It’s all about the eyes.
You always make sure the eyes are perfect.

3 days ago on April 20th, 2014 |32,830 notes